Ladies and Gentlemen, behold the darkest, filthiest, most miscreant thing

to have ever entered (and exited shortly thereafter) the mouth of Man. Behold Big Boy's hideous Brawny Lad:

• The dark, sinister bun
• The quarter pound of burnt flesh
• The raw, unwashed slice of onion
• The hideous smell of grade F beef
• The valley of the shadow of death

...this, my friends, is the most evil thing conceived.